Today I'm speaking with Lady Branwyen Chandlish, known as Raven to her fans.  Thank you for being here Raven.

Raven: Who are you?

CB: I'm the narrator.

Raven: What's a "narrator"?

CB: I'm writing the story of your life.

Raven: You're a stalker?  Anyway, I was told there'd be pie.  Oh, found it.

CB: Raven, your mother died when you were very young.  You came to live with your father but he passed away shortly before you arrived.  What effect did so much loss at an early age have on you?

Raven: *finishes both boysenberry pies then leaves*