Crazy people

I swear the next series will NOT have a crazy person.  Do any of you have any idea how difficult it is to have a conversation in Raven's head?  There are grammatical rules authors must follow, and yet she doesn't do what's demanded.

Paragraphs contain a single, cognizant train of thought.  If Raven's thought processes were broken down into individual paragraphs every page would look like this.

Pie.

Sarah's squishy bits.

Be mean to Sis.

Sarah's squishy bits with pie.

Sis is awesome.

Crap, I'm in danger.

Oh, something shiny.